- "I drank my cup. (If you were at our table, you'd see a twinkle in her eye here). I drank my BIG cup."
- "That's my potty. That's my shower. That's my tummy. That's my (insert pretty much any word here)..."
- "Mommy, my tummy hurt you" (she has a tummy bug as of 3am this morning, this was announced some time in the late morning).
And the best for last...
"That's my wedding ring. It's pretty". (I let her 'borrow' my ring to distract her while changing her diaper today). Oh goodness.